Walking through another of New Jersey's quite unnecessarily grown forest lands in between residential complexes, malls, office buildings and any other sort of structure that man has learnt to build I had the privilege of once again teaching non Tamil speaking people the wonders of the Tamil abuses. Hence the idea of Abuse 101. A introductory class exploring the intricate connection between abuses in multiple language. Being a multi linguist with regard to abuses, in this introductory class I plan to cover the languages of Tamil, Hindi and English. Let us begin.
To start of with, all languages in general have an unnatural liking to associate their abusive(A) words with male and female
genitalia(Latin). The love seems to be mutual taking into account that when the genitalia is its use to preserve our growth rate, the A words flow out spontaneously. Let us take an example.
English -
Dick, Pussy, Asshole(The last term may not be essential in exchanging body fluids to contribute to the preservation of lineage but tell that to the people into it(Pun intended)
Hindi-
Chut, Gand, LundTamil-
Mairu(Again this is not a exact part of the genitalia but then Abuse 101 is an art and not an exact science)There are a few more terms especially in Tamil, but I could not classify them as abuses. Those are just used by people without Abuse ethics while using Abusive language. A status must also be maintained when the terms are used.
Common Prefixes used: Both English and Tamil have a word which can be prefixed before any Abusive word. Here again the similarity is uncanny. Tamil has
Otha and English has
Fuck. Both have a literal translation of indulging in the act of intercourse, but the list of applications that it can be used for is beyond the scope of this introductory class. They can be used before any future Abusive word you can learn and it will still sound hip.
Darwin's theory of evolution(I am totally in love with it) says that the needs of our future generation will always come before us. That may be the reason by, Abusive words have also been framed in such a manner that, most common abuses indulge in degrading out lineage, hence inducing a guilt on the abusee by the abuser. Examples range from the commonly used
Bastard,
Son of a Bitch in the language of English, Thevudia Pulla and Lavadikabal in Tamil which are exact translation of the fore mentioned English words. Hindi uses a more subtle way of abusing our lineage by inducing the topic of female's of the family with the use of the words Maa Ki Chut, Behenchod and numerous other combination.
The language of Abuses is a topic of very little study, but contains essential points which illuminates man's needs and weakness. More importantly it may also contain hidden nuggets of knowledge which will require further study. For example, a common joke/quote/proverb(call it what you want) say
"Men have blood to fill their brain and their penis but never at the same time". A common abuse in English is
"Dick Head". Were our fore fathers and pioneers of the language pointing to god that he made a crucial error with the anatomy of the male body. Shouldn't the Dick and the head been close to each other so that blood can flow to both at the same time. Were the pioneers of the abusive words suggesting solution to man's conundrum.
PS: This post is probably not suitable for kids. I should have probably posted this at the top, but then I am an exception to Darwin's Theory.